woah calm down im just trying to date your dad
I was constantly, always and forever, trying to perform the musical Annie for anyone who would listen, and I have a terrible singing voice. It was the first thing that made me think I wanted to be an actress.
appropriate things to say when a teacher asks if you have your homework:
- mind your own business
- who are you
- don’t worry about it
- where am i
- hhhh hh
- no thank you
- dont force your religion on me
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively
Imagine your icon doing the chicken dance in a tuxedo.
i wish the days were longer so i’d have more time to do nothing